Her plate says “T APRIL1” and underneath that it says “T for Texas”. My only assumption is that this is that april 1st is this bitches birthday. What a douche! We don’t care when your birthday is but thanks for trying!
This guy at my school parks like this every day. Let me just start out by saying YOU’RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO EVEN THINK ABOUT PARKING LIKE THIS MUCH LESS ACTUALLY DOING SO. Secondly, he aaalllwwwaayyysss brings fucking mud, he trails it fucking everywhere. UHM sir, you’re are not a badass by going mudding in your semi big truck and then prooving it to us by bringing the mud with you. Lastly we don’t think you’re cool by doing this, you won’t gain good friends by doing this, you already somehow have a girlfriend so who are you trying to impress?
It says “PROXY”. I don’t even know what to make of this. Obviously it means something but on that note it’s probably something completely stupid and nonfunny. You’re not clever sir, therefore you are not allowed to have this licence plate with out being a laughing stock of how stupid you really are.
First douche of my birthday. If you can’t read it, the plate says “PAID UP”. You know i’m a fan of ut also but this a bit too douchy to have. I DEFAN YOU OF BEING A UT FAN. UT FANS ARE NOT DOUCHES AND ARE SIR ARE ONE.