This person didn’t even try… (Taken with Instagram)
Douche bag of the day:
06.30.12
The local Texas stoner. Really something you want to advertise.
I could not get a picture but this douche had a “EAT BEER” licence plate.
Are you serious here? I’m baffled.
DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY: 12.12.11
Her plate says “T APRIL1” and underneath that it says “T for Texas”. My only assumption is that this is that april 1st is this bitches birthday. What a douche! We don’t care when your birthday is but thanks for trying!
DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY: 12.11.11
This guy at my school parks like this every day. Let me just start out by saying YOU’RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO EVEN THINK ABOUT PARKING LIKE THIS MUCH LESS ACTUALLY DOING SO. Secondly, he aaalllwwwaayyysss brings fucking mud, he trails it fucking everywhere. UHM sir, you’re are not a badass by going mudding in your semi big truck and then prooving it to us by bringing the mud with you. Lastly we don’t think you’re cool by doing this, you won’t gain good friends by doing this, you already somehow have a girlfriend so who are you trying to impress?
As you can tell, I don’t like this kid much.
DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY: 12.10.11
It says “PROXY”. I don’t even know what to make of this. Obviously it means something but on that note it’s probably something completely stupid and nonfunny. You’re not clever sir, therefore you are not allowed to have this licence plate with out being a laughing stock of how stupid you really are.
DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY: 11.20.11
Her plate says “T <3 MANDA” and underneath that it says “T for Texas”. I guess this is kind of cute but I still think it’s douchey.
DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY: 11.15.11
It’s kind of dark but you can clearly see where his parking spot is… He is deffinatly raping that curb. I don’t care how big your car is, you can’t ever get away with parking like this.
DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY: 11.12.11
I know you have a camero but this is unacceptable!
DOUCHE OF THE DAY: 11.09.11
First douche of my birthday. If you can’t read it, the plate says “PAID UP”. You know i’m a fan of ut also but this a bit too douchy to have. I DEFAN YOU OF BEING A UT FAN. UT FANS ARE NOT DOUCHES AND ARE SIR ARE ONE.
